Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm drive I can fine osifer
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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