You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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