Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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