I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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