"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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