I skipped work to stalk him.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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