Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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