How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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