Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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