We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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