Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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