hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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