Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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