He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
