He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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