She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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