It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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