white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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