JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
