whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i came on her dog
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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