Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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