Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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