Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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