So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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