I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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