I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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