No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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