i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my sisters under your porch take her home
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Randomize
