so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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