So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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