Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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