you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
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