the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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