I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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