Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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