Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
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Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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