chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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