Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'm really busy with my period
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