when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
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YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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