I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
