brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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