You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
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i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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