my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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