Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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