return my video game
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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