Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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