I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
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i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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