yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
i think my cat just said my name.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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