I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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