It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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