Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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