I don't think brook has ever known best
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....