ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldnâ€™t Be More Proud
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
third nipple confirmed
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?