They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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