1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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