I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
