why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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