Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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